- My state is still on fire. Prayers and love for the families, friends, and firefighting emergency personnel out there battling the blaze.
- Which annoying type are you? My favourite: "The Bad Grammarian. "So sad about Fara Fauset but Im so gladd its friday yippe". Yes, I know the punctuation rules are different in the digital world. And, no, no one likes a spelling-Nazi schoolmarm. But you sound like a moron."
- The tools of modern justice are the same tools that hold your plumbing together.
- Big pimpin' in aisle 3.
- This kid really loves his bacon.