Showing posts with label Cry For Help. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cry For Help. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Unemployed JD, Part 1

On Saturday, I returned to "reality" from a particularly adventurous visit to my parents' house in the woods of Northern Michigan (look for the forthcoming post).

On Sunday, faced with the prospect of eating granola and water for the next couple days, I headed out to find edible things on a budget. I ended up getting a couple week’s worth of groceries for $40 and change.

For the first time in 7 years, I bought Ramen, and I prepared myself for many meals of peanut butter and jelly. I did spring for the whole grain bread, though, in an attempt to get even scant nutritional value.

This is my new ShinySpecialLife. As an unemployed JD.

I have no job, I have no job prospects, I don’t even have a job interview on the horizon. I also have only enough cash in my account to make it through maybe another month (this one) and loan payments coming due on my legal education.

Stay tuned for the tears and the tales.

The contents of my fridge Sunday morning.
I'm pretty sure that applesauce expired in 2009.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Daily Special 9.3.09

  • Some people are just too special for words. I weep for the youth of America.
  • And then when they get to college, this is what they pay for. I really shouldn't knock it. I totally would have wasted an elective on the class.
  • But, then I would probably have ended up like this guy.
  • I'm really hoping to end up like these women, though. RAWR!

Thursday, August 27, 2009

No. Just...no.

This news about a Kings of Leon remix album just makes me want to punch babies.

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Movie News: I Want To Believe

Gillian Anderson is hinting at a possible third X-Files movie. The second one kinda sucked. Can Chris Carter redeem himself with a third?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Mind The Gap


Taking some down time from the blog to figure out how to juggle this crazy schedule. Lord, beer me strength.